Turkeys Are Mass Hysteria: A Turkey Pardon Dispatch
When I arrive on the South Lawn of the White House, the pardoning turkeys are loose: two substantial birds-nearly waist-high to their human handlers-with no leashes or cages, ambli…
When I arrive on the South Lawn of the White House, the pardoning turkeys are loose: two substantial birds-nearly waist-high to their human handlers-with no leashes or cages, ambli…